The cat literally came out of the bag at a South of England branch of the leading UK bookseller, W H Smith, when the "very opinionated" fuzzy-faced author of the wackiest book to hit Britain was chauffeur driven into a busy town centre to greet jaw-dropping onlookers amid flashing cameras. Click here to order your cop(ies) of his no-holds barred diary. As the author would say, "It's absolutely cataclysmic!"

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